Meet the spartans full cast tv#
References to TV were thrown around, usually making no sense and totally pointless. When Leonidas is going to be killed by a talking penguin, it says, "Say hi to Anna Nicole Smith for me." These idiot writers are stooping as low as to make fun of people being dead? It's terrible. And every other celebrity that is made fun of, has the exact same role. Paris Hilton, who is in a few scenes, but ultimately disappears with no point, talks about her jail time. Much of the celebrity humor was just the celebrities pointing out their character traits. There are 3 instances of celebrity panels judging the Spartans in this, and it's not like it was a running joke either.
Meet the spartans full cast movie#
The two extremely untalented writers of this mess want to include every movie possible, and mention every celebrity they can, and include any show they can cram in. Bush, Tom Cruise, and Ellen Degeneres are also knocked in the hole. During the deleted scenes, Dane Cook, George W.
After the credits seem to be over, deleted scenes are shown simply to make the movie more than 70 minutes. Then he knocks Sanjaya, Brittany Spears, Kevin Federline, The American Idol judges and Ryan Seacrest in the hole.
Okay, not funny, but at least it's over.right? Nope. King Leonidas knocks a messenger in the hole, then his two men. Repetitiveness was the only word that comes to mind when watching this. It didn't need to be explained, a monkey could understand it. There was one joke that had me mildly chuckling, but then they killed the joke by over explaining it. There are also many gross out, vomit, sneezing, and boil bursting jokes. There were dozens of crotch hits and back breaks. Other than spoof jokes, every other joke is one involving pain. The jokes all feel like ones that 9 year old boys would find hysterical, where everyone else would just hate them. "Meet the Spartans" has the sparse running time of 65 minutes (not counting the lengthy end credits), which was a blessing to the audience. Maybe it was the fact that half the audience was laughing at these awful jokes, or the fact that this stupid monstrosity was even green lighted, but after this ended I felt drained of my life. I've had chuckles about how bad Epic Movie was, but this.this was different. That's obviously not a good reason, but in retrospect, some really bad movies are funny when thought about later. The only reason I went to see this movie, was because I knew it was going to be bad.
Reviewed by TOMNEL 1 / 10 I left the movie tired and depressed. Back home, true-to-his-name Traitoro sabotages vixen queen Margo's efforts, including bribing him sexually, to send a relief army. The first battles are of the hip-hop variety, and taking position at the narrow Thermopylae pass provides a huge strategic advantage, but a goat trail back-door is betrayed to Xerxes. Only 13 men turn up from Leonidas's elite guard. After the dirty corrupt priests and oracle are bought, they commend levying an army but predict glorious death to the last men. When the Persian king of kings Xerxes demands 'just' slavish submission, his emissaries are dumped in a near-bottomless pit, so his vast army marches on Greece. Spartan king Leonidas may have been raised the same proverbially harsh way when it come to military training as he practices mercilessly on his own baby boy Leo, in this low-budget Mel Brooks-type parody on 300, life in not so Ancient Sparta is mainly between idyllic and shamelessly orgiastic.
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